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	<title>Comments on: Milestone Jokes?</title>
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	<description>all your favorite gospel song lyrics</description>
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		<title>By: OrangeAp</title>
		<link>http://www.hymnlyric.com/milestone-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-2919</link>
		<dc:creator>OrangeAp</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 03:08:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It doesn&#039;t hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
&quot;Well,&quot; said the Director, &quot;we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.&quot;
&quot;Oh, I understand,&quot; said the visitor. &quot;A normal person would use the bucket because it&#039;s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.&quot;
&quot;No.&quot; said the Director, &quot;A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It doesn&#8217;t hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.<br />
&#8220;Well,&#8221; said the Director, &#8220;we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Oh, I understand,&#8221; said the visitor. &#8220;A normal person would use the bucket because it&#8217;s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;No.&#8221; said the Director, &#8220;A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: candy_su</title>
		<link>http://www.hymnlyric.com/milestone-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-2918</link>
		<dc:creator>candy_su</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 03:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>They where all really funny jokes</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They where all really funny jokes</p>
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		<title>By: The Lovely Ladies of Soccer</title>
		<link>http://www.hymnlyric.com/milestone-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-2917</link>
		<dc:creator>The Lovely Ladies of Soccer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 02:03:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>nice jokes but r u the skyler who goes to SYC? i mite no u lol 
SYC? Skylake ?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>nice jokes but r u the skyler who goes to SYC? i mite no u lol<br />
SYC? Skylake ?</p>
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		<title>By: ?</title>
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		<dc:creator>?</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 01:45:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>12 jokes all in the same post?  Pretty good jokes. Thanks</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>12 jokes all in the same post?  Pretty good jokes. Thanks</p>
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		<title>By: vegasbro</title>
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		<dc:creator>vegasbro</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 01:07:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>EXCELLENT...I liked the scale one!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>EXCELLENT&#8230;I liked the scale one!</p>
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		<title>By: cheeks the slick</title>
		<link>http://www.hymnlyric.com/milestone-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-2914</link>
		<dc:creator>cheeks the slick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 00:37:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ssweet</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ssweet</p>
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		<title>By: Dark SOuL</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dark SOuL</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 23:47:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL.
u got lots of good jokes...really enjoy reading it ..thanks for sharing the jokes.really cheer my day ...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL.<br />
u got lots of good jokes&#8230;really enjoy reading it ..thanks for sharing the jokes.really cheer my day &#8230;</p>
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