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Liberals Would You Be Agreeable To This?
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THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT’S BY A YOUNG
PERSON, A STUDENT!!!
WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I’LL VOTE FOR HIM.
OUTSTANDING!
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists,
Marxists, Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950’s, but the whole of
this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.
I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future
generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two
ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is
right so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it
up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is a model separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass
each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure
our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should
be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly
divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate
tastes.
We don’t like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome
to the liberal judges and the ACLU, and abortion clinics. Since you
hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and
the military.
You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, Katie Couric and Rosie O’Donnell…
We’ll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical
companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.
You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal
aliens. We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms and rednecks. We’ll
keep the Bibles and give you CBS, NBC, CNBC and Hollywood
You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to
invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks,
and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are
under assault, we’ll help provide them security.
We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain.
You can also have the U.N.,
but we will no longer be paying the bill.
We’ll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks American made cars and
oversized luxury cars.
You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find. You can give
everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.
We’ll continue to believe healthcare is not a right. We’ll keep The
Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem and “In God We
Trust” where it belongs.
I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute I’d Like to Teach the World to
Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.
We’ll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up
poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we’ll keep our
history, our name and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other
like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree,
1 Comment so far
They will never agree, but I do for what thats worth and I have passed it on*